Devious Journal Entry

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( )Smoked.
(/) Drank alcohol. [It was just a sip, and it tasted TERRIBLE so I haven't drank any since :meow:]
(x) Cried when someone died. [Uh, yes I have a :heart:...?]
( ) Been drunk.
( ) Had sex.
(x) Been to a concert. [8D]
( ) gotten/given a handjob.
( )  gotten/given a blowjob.
(x) Been verbally/sexually harassed. [o.o]
(x) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. [I verbally harass my brother everyday xD]
( ) Felt someone up and/or been felt up. [O.o No? Not like seriously/on purpose]
(x) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. [:dummy:]
( ) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
( ) Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school. [TTuTT It happens...]
(x) Gotten lost. [:noes:]
( ) Went streaking. [I hate being naked!! >.<]
( ) Given or received a lap dance. [Not a serious one :XD:]
(x) Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. [Why does that matter?]
(x) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. [I take it cousins don't count, right? How about 99% strangers? :dummy:]
Cried yourself to sleep. [:,3]
( )(x) Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. [:meow:]
( ) Kissed a stranger.
(x) Hugged a stranger. [;D]
( ) Went scuba diving. [I waaaaannnttt to!!!]
(x) Driven a car. [It scared me... :,3]
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
( ) Hit by a car.  
(/) Had a party. [Birthday parties & sleepovers & stuff... o.o Nothing crazy...]
( ) Done serious drugs.
( ) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
( ) Run away from home.
( ) Broken a bone.
(x) Eaten sushi.
( ) Bought porn.
( ) Watched porn. [...Uh? xDD]
( ) Made porn.
( ) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
( ) Made out.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Laughed yourself to sleep.
( ) Stabbed yourself.
(/) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. [xD It wasn't serious trash talk :meow:]
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours. [Everyday, brah~ :XD:]
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(/) Watched an animal die. [I don't remember... maybe? o.O]
( )Watched a person die. [Only movies & stuff xD No real life... thankfully o.o]
( ) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(x) Pranked somebody.
( ) Put somebody in the hospital. [Only myself x3]
(/) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. [It wasn't really sneaking... but sure!]
( ) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
(x) Dressed punk.
(x) Dressed goth.
(x) Dressed preppy.
( ) Been to a motocross race.
(x) Avoided somebody.
(x) Been stalked.
(x) Stalked someone. [Not, like... legitly stalked... ¬3¬]
(x) Met a celebrity. [8DDD]
(x) Played an instrument.
(x) Ridden a horse.
( ) Cut yourself. [Paper cuts... o.o Nothing self-mutilating, tho...]
(/) Bungee jumped. [xDDD It was pretty freaking close! I almost peed my pants! o.q]
(x) Ding dong ditched somebody.
( ) Been to a wild party.
(/) Got caught stealing something. [Just food from the fridge at 2 a.m. :,3]
(x) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. [Sometimes it just needs to be done~ ;P]
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
( ) Gone out with your friend's crush
( ) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant. [I'm forever-preggers, yo~ ;D]
(x) Babysat.
(x) Been to another country. [Costa Rrrrriiiiica!!!
(/) Started your house on fire. [No, but I was alone in the kitchen when Daddy did O~Q]
( ) Had an encounter with a ghost.
(x) Donated your hair to cancer patients. [Every time I can :meow:]
(x) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. [Every time it happens... o.o]
(x) Cried over a member of the opposite sex. [Uhh... yes? o.O]
( ) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day.
( ) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(/) Had a job. [:meow:]
( ) Gotten cut from a sports team. [Pshh, sports are for squares~ ;P]
(/) Been called a wh***. [Jokingly.]
(/) Danced like a wh***. [Jokingly.]
(x) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
( ) Been in a car accident.
(x) Been told you have beautiful hair. [Lies.]
(x) Been told you have beautiful eyes. [Meh...]
( ) Raped somebody. [o.o . . . Uhh...]
(x) Danced in the rain.
( ) Been rejected. [Can't get rejected if you never ask~ :meow:]
( ) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(x) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. [Ka-slap says my hand to your face!! ;D]
( ) Been raped. [Nuu... We joke about it all the time but no, no I haven't, thankfully~ :tighthug:]

1. [x] You have choked on water before.

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [x] You have walked into a door.

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5. [x] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs before.

7. [/] You have jumped off stairs and hit your head on whatever was above them. [xD I can't remember :,3]

8. [ ] You have been electrocuted by a light-switch or an outlet.

9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave. [A fork when I was little, but Mama caught me before a fire started or anything, lol~]

10. [x] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.

11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [x] You sometimes don't understand sayings/jokes, and it takes a long time to figure them out.

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [x] You've worn something backwards/inside out the whole day without knowing.

16. [ ] you have stuck a fork/knife in a toaster before.

17. [x] You have played with fire.

18. [x] You've tripped over your own shoelace.

19. [x] You didn't even notice there wasn't a number 13 in this quiz.

20. [ ] You just checked to see if there wasn't a number 13. [I actually DIDN'T this time :XD: I've gotten used to that trick~ ;P]

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. . . . . Sooo, is this all supposed to add up to something? xDD

I got a total of 71... So, whatever that means~ :squee: Idk, I was boreddd~ :,3

I love you all~!!! :D
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xComfortably-Numb's avatar
The person I copied it from neglected to include any directions or anything so I just copied the questions o3o